It all started in the middle of the night. My human, Babbooshka, was supposed to be asleep. We were supposed to be asleep.

I had finally found the perfect position on the bed and then suddenly she sat upright like a woman possessed.

Before I could even process the betrayal, she was already turning on the computer, opening the notes app, mumbling to herself, and whispering things like "wait no this would actually be so fun, omg..."

Usually this behavior creates gay/yuri romance, but this time, however, she created something else: a strange little mix of ARG, treasure hunt, and catcard collecting scattered across the internet.
Personally, I blame sleep deprivation.

She gained eyebags, and I lost valuable beauty sleep...is truly devastating for both of us.
Well, now the cards exist. And you only found this place because you already discovered your first one.

Which means you noticed something most people wouldn't. Very good.
Madame B leaves traces of herself everywhere online, and to be honest? Some of them are easier to find than others. Fortunately, you have me now.
I'll guide you from here, and for God's sake try not to disappoint me too quickly.

Besides…

you're already wondering where the next catcard is, aren't you?